I was lying here in the dark surfing the internet in bed with my laptop. THEN I noticed something crawling on my keyboard. IT WAS A BIG ASS FUCKING SPIDER. OH MY SHIT. I threw my laptop so fast that I managed to trap the spider in there and slightly smash it. I took my laptop into the hallway to open it up and it was lying there so I killed it. Then I checked all my blankets and sheets to make sure no more spiders were fucking hiding.

I’m most surprised that I’m lying back in bed again after only a few minutes. I just really love my bed. OK GOOD NIGHT FOLKS. I needed to share that with someone/something.

Also, sorry for the language but that shit scared me hahaha.

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OK, ahhhhhh….thinking about how that spider fucking like crawled on me or some shit to get on my keyboard. Ewww. Seriously, though. I hate spiders, but Spider-Man is my favorite super hero. I don’t know why this is.